who else woke up this morning to find a video in their google reader of a dude jamming a power drill into his urethra, turning it on full power and jerking off until he blows his load through a hole in the TOP of his penis? say yeah!
"I, like probably every adult in the history of the world, consider myself to be much more ‘young at heart’ or whatever the dipshitty phrase is, than I actually am. In my mind I’m still a messy kid who won’t ever grow up and the ravages of time only serve to somewhat camouflage/highlight my whimsy/arrested development in the face of my aging exterior. The reality is that I just dress like an asshole and I’m not very good at some things that I thought that all adult men are good at. Like, I can’t fix a car or paint stuff well or really understand things like stocks and money and mortgages. This doesn’t mean I’ve retained any of my childlike youthful exuberance, it just means I’m kind of a moron in a lot of aspects of life and now it’s become kind of obvious that I’m not gonna just ‘grow into’ any sort of knowledge."
right now, as i’m laying on a pile of sheets, blankets, old t-shirts (and snuggies) on the floor with boxes left still packed, stacked up around me, i feel like the quote above is a realization that shouldn’t speak to me, shouldn’t be vaguely relatable until, like 10 years down the road. sorry to bum anyone out, i’ll post some more talking animal videos in a sec.